I'm sorry. I never got around to writing a sequel to She Don't Want the World. I'm a liar.

I got the tapeworm out yesterday and they held me overnight. I have to take medicine to get rid of any offspring it may or may not have asexually created. Pleseant, huh? (sarcasm.)

My brother is mad at me because it wasn;t big enough to be in the records. It was seventeen feet. I think that's big enough. Especially since the word "surgery" kept being tossed around, but it really meant sticking something down my throat and yanking it up out of my mouth.

It was disgusting.

So in the next three to four days a lemon should be up on my fanfiction.net account for A Family Moment. It's under the name Family Affairs.

Have fun people, don't get tapeworms. Trust me!

I'm sorry to say this, but I officially have a tapeworm. I go in for surgery next week, because apparently it grew to big already.

It take three weeks for a tapeworm to grow in a stomach. And you can't get tapeworms from sushi, just infected, undercooked meat, which apparently anyne lse in my fmily could have eaten and flushed from their system. You could get Anisakis worms from sushi.

I've been complaining about being sick and eating massive amounts of food while losing weight for THREE MONTHS, and people wrote it off as heart-break. BS.

Niichan looked it up, and if it's really as big as the doctor makes it sound, I could be in contension for the Guiness Record for the longest tapeworm.

Shoot me now.

So I plan on writing another story for Family Night and Family Issue and a sequel to She Don't Want the World. I should be writing new stories when I get back.

Writer's Block is almost gone. School's been getting easy, but my problems still aren't solved. Every week or so I plan to add a story, so someone has to remind me when I forget.

My dads are freaked out I'm losing weight, but I always seem to be eating. I have to go to the doctor's tomorrow to take some tests. Jae says I could have a tapeworm from all the sushi I eat. If I do have one, I'm going to have surgery to have it taken out, so I should have plenty of time to write fanfictions when I'm recovering.

If you have to get a tapeworm, let it be from sushi, not something DUMB like raw chicken. (coughJAEcoughcough)

Wish me luck for the future, and good luck to everyone else!

For a short time, I am definitely back to writing fnafictions. I may be off again in another month when I get back to school though. I just had to get back to writing.

I feel like I've been running away from my problems, but I hope to be a hundred percent by the start of the traditional school year at the latest.

So enjoy.
Camy-Tay

Today, December 2, Jae and I turned fifteen. This isn't my biological birthday, but I've celebrated it for years before I realized it wasn't. Niichan and I will biologically be fourteen January 30. Today, the three of us had the funniest conversation.

Jae: Happy birthday twerp.

Me: Back at ya, Jackass. If we're celebrating, I better get a present.

Niichan: Why? Your birthday's not for another month.

Jae: No. Her birthday's been today for years.

Niichan: That made no sense!

Jae: Whatever. Just give me some cake and let's open the presents.

Me: How did Otousan ever have two kids on the same day? It's two different mothers.

Niichan: What are you talking about? You were adopted!

Me: Yeah, but I was a replacement. There was a kid before me. Jae!

Jae: Well when a mommy and a daddy--

Me: Jackass! I really want to know.

Jae: Threesome?

Me: We don't need to hear this! Besides, it wouldn't have been a surprise if it was a threesome. The lesbian-wife flipped.

Jae: Yeah, 'cause she didn't get to screw my mom too.

Me: You're an ass! All you can think about is sex! I'd hate to know what you do by yourself. Pass me a slice of the cake.

Jae: You're kidding right? I thought you didn't want to get fat?

Me: Shinjimae. Onegai?

Niichan: Did you ask hism to please go to hell or please pass him the cake?

Me: Both?

Jae: Here. But be careful. It touched my hands which have touched other--

Me: And suddenly I've become anorexic. Thanks, Jae.

Jae: You're welcome. Happy birthday! Can I have you're cake now?

Niichan: I can't believe you two are friends.

Jae: I'm surprised we're all friends--and you haven't shot your brains out listening to us.

Me: I told him, it's either here with us or he has to go see Otousan and Allison.

Jae: But aren't they having sex again? Those two are like bunnies. I don't have that stamina.

Me: You're a virgin.

Jae: I can say I'm not. Can't I?

Me: No. Is that how you get girlfriends? 'Hey, I'm not a virgin. Wanna have sex?'

Jae: Whatever. So, why are you here?

Niichan: Because I have nothing to look forward to. It's either here with psychos, or at your place with a sex-crazed pregnant lady and a horny old man. I chose the lesser of the annoyances.

Me: Liar! You wnated to remind me to pack...Damn. I forgot.

Jae: Loser. We're flying out to Australia when?

Me: ..........A day?

Jae: Cam, when was the last time I called you an idiot?

Me: Just a second ago?

Jae: Really?

Me: Dork. Yare, yare. You're coming, right? I thought it was supposed to be happy holdiays. Thus the Happy.

Jae: Believe me, I don't want to be stuck watching a fat lady going at it with my dad, either. Besides, you're dad's cool.

Niichan: You want to read the porn books he wrote, don't you?

Jae: He wrote porn? I thought it was just a book on killing and stuff.

Niichan: Damn.

Me: And I don't get to know? You guys are mean! It's my daddy! Niichan, why didn't you tell me?

Niichan: Don't look at me! I found out about it on my own! He swore it was research, but it was his penname.

Me: He kept it a secret. That's it. To make it up to me he's buying me Gackt and Kamenashi Kazuya.

Jae: You do realize he can't buy people, right? No matter how obsessed with them you are? an I get any help here?

Niichan: Nope. Last time I touched her Kamenashi poster, she almost beat me up. Just let her think she owns them. Eventually she'll get over the obsession.

Jae: It's not an obsession when she knows what his favorite food is, and what he doesn't like to eat. That's stalking.

Me: It's called Wikipedia! Look at it sometime. I have both of their Wikipedia pages on my Favorites.

Niichan: Definitely above an obsession. What do we do?

Jae: Shrug it off and pretend it's normal?

Me: It is normal! Haruka's ten-times worse with Gackt, and Yuma has every recording Kamenashi's ever made. She even recorded the shows that weren't released on DVD. I just love them.

Jae: So let's go on with my plan. Can I have your cake or not?

Niichan: Maybe the rabbits would have been better to hang out with. Cam, how old are you now?

Me: I'm..............damn. That was a trick question.

Niichan: Happy birthday, sweetheart. I love you.

Me: I love you too.

Jae: What? No love for me? Fine! Then Your dad's buying me BoA!

Niichan and Me: Okay, Jae. Whatever you say.

Jae: Shoudln't we going to the party now?

Me: Great. Now you ruined all the fun. We actually have to share the cake........Yuma and I made more cake yesterday! I call diibs on it!

Niichan: No fair! I haven't gotten any yet! Why hasn't Yu been here yet?

Jae: He already gave Cam her present. Ah, young love.

Niichan: What? Not young love. No! Cam's still not old enough for that! No, bad Yu and Cam. I'm going to get him!

Me: Does it look like Yu got me THAT?

Niichan: That's so...Oh.

Yu got me a new stereo system, a promise ring, a locket, and practically stocked my mini-fridge to the brim with energy-drinks.

It's so great though. I have two birth certificates, one for the child they adopted me as, and one I was born with. I'm a year and a month older on my fake one, and I can start driving early if I register as that name. (Another long story.)

If anyone is a fan of Era, or the song "Ameno Dorime," can they please tell me what the lyrics translate to? Yu and I are betting about whether or not they mean anything because I don't know the latin, and neither of us know Gaelic, and that's our only other guess.

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